Spooky: IM NOT INTO SPORTS EITHER

Spooky: BUT WHEN THE NATIONAL TEAM PLAYS

Spooky: THIS ENTIRE COUNTRY UNITES AS ONE

Spooky: AND EVERYTHING IS ORANGE

Spooky: AND GOOD

Morgan:  oH MAN THATS REALLY NICE

Morgan: WE DONT REALLY PLAY INTERNATIONALLY EXCEPT FOR THE OLYMPICS BECAUSE WE ARE AMERICA

Morgan: INTERACTING WITH OTHER COUNTRIES IS DUMB

Morgan: THAT SOUNDS FUN THOUGH

Spooky: LET ME PLAY YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE

Spooky: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcCEZ7u9tVxtSB5SQzgpBiQ

Spooky: THIS IS THE SONG THAT THEY USE TO PROMOTE THE SOCCER CHAMPIONSHIPS HERE

Spooky: AND THEY SELL THOSE LITTLE BIRDIES

Spooky: WE GET THEM AT SUPERMARKETS

Spooky: I AM SORRY IF I SCARRED YOU FOREVER

Spooky: THIS IS WHAT MY COUNTRY DOES

Morgan: IS THIS WHAT LIVING IN THE NETHERLANDS IS LIKE

Spooky: YES

Morgan: IM MOVING

Morgan: CAN I SLEEP ON YOUR COUCH

Spooky: YES YOU CAN

Morgan: GOOD

And then we lost and the whole world laughed at us and Spooky snickered in a corner because really, it is pretty funny. I love how the whole country was in front of the television going all “GUYS IT COULD STILL HAPPEN IF GERMANY WINS FROM DENMARK AND WE STEAL RONALDO’S GEL SO HE HAS TO CRY AND CAN’T PLAY AND ITALY NUKES IRELAND AND POLAND DANCES THE SALSA WITH SWITZERLAND AND RUSSIA WINS FROM AZERBEIDZJAN WITH 34298378478-0 AND AND AND JSDKJFDS” but really, it was never going to happen. See you at the next World Championships, dohoho.